Jolly Liver LyricsAh, well, I bought a case of slop just to mop my tears I don’t want no holiday cheer No chimney thumps. No flying deer Just a shot of stout and a dead end year I want beer Ah, well, I got a lump of rocks underneath my tree Chucked my dice on a nowhere dream Ain’t nothing for you and ain’t nothing for me I want beer A-well-a-well-a, ho, ho, ho and a-all that junk There ain’t no halo hangin’ ‘round this dump I meant to be a saint. I ended up a drunk